Basically too many professionals who haven’t learned a new technology since 2005 and refuse to try new things keep holding the world back

If it ain’t broke…

Probably talking about a thighfuck, pretty standard

I guess that’s plausible. “Hold” made it sound rather static though.

yeah BUT some knowledge you regret learning, and oþer people’s kinks teeter dangerously on þat brink.

While I was mainly trying to be vaguely poetic in a silly context, I can honestly not think of anything that I’ve ever regretted learning and I likewise can’t think of anything I wouldn’t want to know.
At best I would factor opportunity costs into it, but that still leaves me with only wanting to learn some things more than other things.

Learning about random internet-users’ kinks…? I guess there’s worse ways to spend a friday :D

Never let that toddler’s joy and wonder, the joy of learning something new and then suddenly understanding one more aspect of the big and complicated world around you and all the other people living in it, fade away.

Here’s hoping OP will chime in and lift our veil of ignorance 🤷

when in doubt, assume it’s a sex thing. Seems to work with basically all of these “I LIED, instead of [x] we do [y]”.

Oh, I have no doubt in my mind that it’s a sex thing, but I’m clearly lacking either the imagination, experience or cultural background to solve for [x]. It seems awfully specific, that’s why I’m asking

Help me out here, I’m having a senior moment. What on earth is the context? Holding what with their thighs? There’s some kind of joke or backstory or implied scenario here that’s going completely over my head.