• Sekoia@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1 year ago

    Ngl that’s actually a pretty cute apartment. The desk setup is really nice (standing desk, hidden cabling for the screens), everything is clean. The shelf on top with the hourglass and the record player on the right are nice decorations. I wanna live here

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    1 year ago

    Help me out here, I’m having a senior moment. What on earth is the context? Holding what with their thighs? There’s some kind of joke or backstory or implied scenario here that’s going completely over my head.

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      1 year ago

      when in doubt, assume it’s a sex thing. Seems to work with basically all of these “I LIED, instead of [x] we do [y]”.

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        when in doubt, assume it’s a sex thing. Seems to work with basically all of these “I LIED, instead of [x] we do [y]”.

        Oh, I have no doubt in my mind that it’s a sex thing, but I’m clearly lacking either the imagination, experience or cultural background to solve for [x]. It seems awfully specific, that’s why I’m asking

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          I’m not entirely in the know either, but I’m assuming it’s about holding a dick, and it’s some kind of domination/powerplay thing (like the “step on me, mommy”) that MANY on the internet seem to be into.

          But, I’m just guessing.

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              Learning about random internet-users’ kinks…? I guess there’s worse ways to spend a friday :D

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                Learning about random internet-users’ kinks…? I guess there’s worse ways to spend a friday :D

                Never let that toddler’s joy and wonder, the joy of learning something new and then suddenly understanding one more aspect of the big and complicated world around you and all the other people living in it, fade away.

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      My best guess is that they didn’t want to go all the way (either a virgin, or no contraception available), but agreed to “fake it” by holding the dick between their closed thighs. Which was obviously a ruse, because Linux.