How are you so sure?

Thought it was a carnival ride at first.

Here’s video and context

he’s a superhero in my book.

I’m sure someday Elon’s decision to forego LIDAR will pay off. /s

I want every phone to be the right phone.

Well if you’re going for perfect, just buy new devices when the old one gets slow like they want you to.

The key here is to know when to stop upgrading. With old Apple devices I always hang back a version or two and don’t ever upgrade to the last version that supports your hardware.

I can’t wait until we get replaceable battery phones in the EU.

It’s been 27 years since I was getting sent there for work, but I have fond memories.

Poor Harry Buttle

Get the fuck out of my car, now!

Can they see my girlfriend giving me a blowjob?

For people who actually want to read the article

The protocol is shown in the right hand column. Matter over thread, the rest over wifi.

Well you just have to learn the lesson of not buying cloud connected smarthome stuff the hard way sometimes.

Just good motivation to migrate your zwave devices to a local USB stick.

The only feature I want out of such an app is sync with Alexa shopping list.

I experimented with a humidity sensor in the shower and was surprised how quickly it spiked. It’s how I woud do it. Other option would be a leak sensor in the basin but getting it to turn off at the right time would be very hard. You have a lot more control over this with a humidity sensor.

I’m using zwave for everything like this and wouldn’t be at all concerned about battery for either scenario. Both would last years, much like my door and window sensors do.