reupload because i mixed up sigterm and sigkill like a dumb fuck
A stop job is running for User Manager for UID 1000 (12s / 2 mins)
( 1min 59s / 2 mins )
…
( 2 mins / 3 mins )
???
(5min 7s / no limit)
Shieeet
In those cases there’s an easy solution.
Step 1: sigh
Step 2: press the power button 5 or 10 seconds while contemplating why you decided to do a quick restart instead of keeping the session and do something actually productive
I recommend starting with SysRq+E before that, there’s a chance it gets whatever the shutdown was waiting for. And if that fails… REISUB my beloved.

Everybody gangsta until “A stop job is running for …”
user error doesn’t count
I couldn’t find better screenshot, but I’ve definitely seen this happening due to zombie processes after just regular use, rather than just broken mount. I feel like it’s handled way better nowadays though.
user error? what user error? mount a network drive, disconnect the network, then try to unmount it. best part? most programs will stall for a long time when it tries to access the directory.
Definitely not a systemd based distro in the meme
also yes i know
shutdowntypically usessigtermand waits nicely, but it doesn’t take 45 seconds for no damn reason like windowsalso
sigkillis funnierWindows: the shutdown mechanism cannot execute correctly because this process is still running:
ShutDownProcess
Reverse meme when it’s time to install the updates.
Windows in that case is “I MUST REBOOT IMMEDIATELY PREPARE TO LOSE ALL UNSAVED DATA IN 3. 2. 1…”
When I switched to win 10, I actually gave them more money to get the pro version for access to the group policy editor so I could control updates and never have to deal with my PC telling me it’s time to restart on its own. Because I was stupid.
When it came time to switch to Win 11, I did the much more sensible thing and installed Fedora instead. I started with cinnamon and even though I ended up disliking it also, it was still way better than the windows experience.
You should’ve never given them any money at all. Activation scripts ftw.








