Bought a new pc today. It’s just a case packed with fans but it looks TIGHT.

How awesome is Windows? I mean the way it runs so smooth…you can like process a lot of processing with the processor. Like if they added AI to the ESC key, that would really be awesome.

Penguin: How did you install Linux on his solar powered calculator.
Linux Penguin: sudo apt install MEGA_LINUX

My gaming rig runs a dual booting Twix system with Twix on each side for a double dunk of that sweetness.

I did dual booting for a month just to make sure there wasn’t a single use case for windows left. Not ONE use case for me.

When I first got windows 10, I hated it. Then time went on and my hate flowered into a deep loathing. When it was time to say goodbye, I thought about all the times I hated that OS.

I am now something called a “Jarl” which is not tax deductible but still pretty cool. The Irish government was GRUMPY about this though.

I got really REALLY drunk with Norwegians once. One of the dudes got real serious at one point and said, “Lads. If we take lands in Ireland we can become LORDS.” Everyone looked stern and nodded.

I was gonna fix my backups, but I got high.
I was gonna be able to restore, but then I got high.
Now I lost all my crap, and I know why! (Why man?) Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.

NO ONE GETS IN. NO ONE GETS OUT.