I have a toaster that is smart enough to perfectly toast any bread you can fit into it, regardless of density, thickness or even if it’s frozen, and it’s from the 1950s.

Yes, that one.

It is a premium quality show, after all.

For three, say “command prompt” instead.

In fairness, several major distros are available on the Microsoft store.

Reminds me of “grok”. I used to love that word, then weird dick used it for his world-burning fascist slop factory.

CEO: …and some people think that’s where it ends, but I’d like to show you something we’ve been working on for a while that our shareholders are super excited for and we think you’ll come to tolerate, too. Introducing… Stage 4.

Give me Frontpage or give me death!

Great! I’ll just fire up Outlook to put that into my cale oh no

Not a direct answer to your question, but assuming you have a switch that supports VLANs you don’t need a second ethernet port at all.

You’ll have to take my word for it, but I am pantslessly dancing in victory.

I read “I R Madlad” in the style of “I R Baboon”.

And the best thing about that is the paragraph of text you needed to provide to make it understandable.