What are you using to run backups?

*sad camera noises*

I keep thinking about adding my own custom intros that are just free awkward stock videos or smoke effects with fart sounds. But I’m worried that’ll make fewer people watch.

“Wrapped up like a douche, another boner in the night”

Hold that pose for me

Bubble foam party

Or am I???

x='dumb.txt' && echo "ls | grep $x && cat $x && rm -v $x" > $x && cat $x | bash

I keep considering the same thing, except only letting myself register so that I can have my own stupid instance name.

Yes, I know. I have evidence.

I buy ingredients, not seeds and animals.

Something fish, something fin? I forget what it’s called, but there was some integration I found for, like, $2/month(?) and it worked pretty well from what I remember. I think this was around 2 or 3 years ago.

Every few years, I try installing Actual Budget, and have my wife compare it to how she uses YNAB, just to see if we can finally make the switch to fully self-hosted. Plus YNAB has become obsessed with new features and new customers while ignoring many of the issues that still haunt those with legacy knowledge of the platform. All while continuing to raise the price.

I’ve got a plethora of reasons!

I can’t tell whether this is hilarious or I’m exhausted, because I’m crying from laughter

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen some systems with stereoscopic cameras or Kinect-like laser grids

I thought that the frog sings and dances, but only when the talent agent isn’t looking

two stolen trailers carrying $1.3 million in data center supplies

What were these, trailers for ants!?

Trying to mine some Ethereum and accidentally ending up with with a shit-ton of hydrogen burning into helium

What’s with all this ice in Greenland?