That’s so you know where to sit so you can fall asleep and become Gulliver.

From Kyiv with Love.

In spite of this, the US government does not actually have meaningful diplomatic relations with the American people.

click “Last known photo of 2Pac.”

2Pac: “The fuck did you just say?”

-Tune cookie.

Except, naw, Crocks.

This is where the phrase “If it had been a snake, it would have bit me.” comes from.

It’s giving us a sine.

That thumbnail looks like those routers are making helicopter motions with their antennas to entertain a child.

OSHA requirement.

“Effective immediately.” = Hostile, forceful.

“Effective yesterday.” = Mysterious, invites questions, makes you sound like a time-traveler.

I’ve seen huge gallery posts on Lego, and those are all well received. So, go for it.

If you make it illegal to 3D-print guns, only criminals will have 3D-printed guns.

How many more years before me never owning a car and never driving is enough to put me on a list?

RIP Vimeo. I liked it.

This would have been 2004.

Facebook didn’t exist, Google was still tiny. Apple is on the flag, but it was also still very small, though becoming popular due to the iPod. The old Windows logo and IE logo are on the flag but not Microsoft. And the Compaq logo is there, but not HP.

Amazing what 20 years will do.

Did you invade Ireland?

This is how you capitalize on someone else’s mistake. Made me actually laugh.

It reminds me of Apple’s response to Vista’s pricing tiers in 2007.

During the Apple keynote that year they said there was going to be an OS X Basic for $129, an OS X Premium for $129, an OS X Business for $129, and an OS X Ultimate for $129.