Nano, because it was the first I’d ever used and it does everything I need it to do (i.e. very little, edits the occasional config file and that’s it)

I played around with Mint, Fedora, Debian (Raspbian, really) and Zorin casually when I was still a Windows user. Arch was my first daily driver after switching cold turkey some three years ago, and I’ve been pretty happy with it.

Then I guess they don’t exist.