Brother I hear you, I do. The problem isn’t the workplace, the problem is that some people will find this unprofessional enough to bitch. Any public facing anything for any company will be heavily scrutinized by a subset of people who actively look for things to bitch about.

The professional, whitewashed and soulless veneer on every professional website is the direct result of hoards of bored idiots with nothing better to do than bitch about any perceived insult, however slight. You either have an organization that absolutely revels in it, or you end up with the same safe corporate bullshit everyone else has.

I’ve played this game before, there’s a puzzle, a treasure, and an optional boss fight inside that thing.

It’s on top of the building

Did you notice the flat tire?

Well if you had to drive 30 minutes to everywhere you’d be pissed too. Not like we can get froggy and decide to take the train instead of walking today.

It was also so the dictator of Argentina could rally people behind him because he was losing popularity.