Sergio

Upvoted for staying true to your joke. A classically “dry” British joke even. Well done.

Really interesting band, I keep meaning to dive into their lore.

The socialist fraternal kiss was a special form of greeting between socialist state officials. The act demonstrated the special relationship that exists between Communist countries, consisting of an embrace, along with a series of three kisses on alternate cheeks.[1] In rare cases, when the two statesmen considered themselves on exceptionally good terms, the kisses were given on the mouth rather than on the cheeks.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socialist_fraternal_kiss

Do you work at a desk in an office? You can keep it there, and then if someone comes in to talk to you, you can lean in to the monkey as if to listen to its whispers, and say “Monkey doesn’t like that idea!” Lean in again. “Monkey is getting upset! You should go now. Bad things happen when Monkey gets upset…”