“Microslop’s new sloperating system strips away everything you don’t need, giving you nothing but a web browser, a next-gen ad engine and an immutable hosts file that only allows connections to Copilot.* But don’t worry, if you subscribe to the ClippyOS Max Pro Diamond Ultra Elite Series X hosts file for just $49.99 a month, you can also access your choice of ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini or Loveable!** Never has a computer been so versatile!”

* Microslop Copilot subscription not included.

** Other slop machine subscriptions not included.

*** Microslop Slopffice 365 subscription not included.

**** By using ClippyOS, you agree to give Microslop all your data and your descendants’ data in perpetuity.

–The upcoming press release.

You should though. Not for the same reasons as Tate but you definitely should be afraid of being locked in the same room as a deranged and highly aggressive baby eater who is basically always going through violent withdrawal.

You misspelled “rapist and sex trafficker who looks like Gollum”