Neat.

takes pulls out camera and takes photo of my monitor

If Lemmy has a retweet function, I’d retweet your comment. More people need to see this.

What about Robin Hood? Steals from the rich, gives to the poor.

I don’t even know who that is. I just know that one picture.

And if you plant some bamboo on the property, it REALLY becomes a problem for the data centers.

I’m 42, living in the united states, never had a drivers liscense.

If they tried this over here, people would die. Because they’d force me to be behind the wheel of an automobile.

And thus, people would die.

God damn! How badly do you want to tickle Elmo???

What? You don’t like browsing the web, where everyone is shoving politics down your throat, and making violent hostile threats, and everybodys offended over baby names, and the web is like 3 websites big???

You don’t LOVE that?