We removed all the backseats of your car, yes that’s true, we are sorry about that. This is a random new internal policy. We understand this might be upsetting to you but you asking for reparation seems to be a bit of an exageration since you have used your car for so much hours already.

I used to manipulate those at an old job. Even if they were packaged, I had to wear a mask and gloves every single time. They also made us read multiple articles with photos of terrible birth defects. They weren’t fucking around.