Not sure if stroke or just above my head.

Ever just throw a hot pocket in there for a couple minutes?

Exactly, I had a visceral reaction to this. How could you own an arch store and not feel completely offput by this? The apathy disgusts me.

Cool being able to see the internet connect right to the computer.

Anyone with handwriting that meticulous is the real psycho

Those glasses do be pretty cool

Who’s the statue of in the park?

I really enjoyed it, hope you like it.

How do we know this isn’t just a really cool looking colander?

Try unplugging it, counting to 60 and then using it to strain some pasta.

Al those Linux geeks with their tails between their legs as they go back to the secure windows environment. Whose smug now guys? Hope your Linux subscription has a refund policy.

It a bot trap.

Careful man, with thinking like this you are about to get recruited to upper management at an evil mega-tech corporation.

I’m increasingly comfortable being in n the almost nobody category. You should be too, after all almost nobody uses Lemmy.

Wow, good thing this company has a squeaky clean reputation otherwise or this might tarnish their reputation.

Oh wow. That font has a lot of personality. Looks too much like everything is a 1960s concert poster to me. Braille institute Atkinson font is a less extreme alternative. I like Source Sans 3.

This is outrageous! Im four times madder about this than I was before!

“Imagine your phone automatically silencing itself when it detects you’re in a meeting based on your calendar, or suggesting a playlist when you connect your Galaxy Buds. Bixby is rumored to become more of a true personal assistant that anticipates your needs.”

I’m imagining it and it’s horrible. For this to be useful it would have to be so incredibly perfect. The frustration factor on this would be through the roof. Just give me a silence button on my calender that I can program if I want to. Even that is a little frivolous but it’s simple and reliable at least. When is someone going to just break and make a fast, small, simple, reliable phone that doesn’t get bogged down in crap?

Whoa. Too smart for Harvard?! Ultra slay! I’m gonna crypto invest in these bros yesterday!!

It’s perfect for people that like feeling hip more than they actually like music.