America

Still occasionally use windows, and system stability is a bigger issue than ever before. I just want to download files and type emails. Please don’t crash. Why has my resolution suddenly become an issue? Why is my window 3x larger than my screen?

The federal investigation was dropped but the local investigation is ongoing

It’s mostly to do with testing questions changing every year, and nothing else. Which is gross and reason 8114 that academic publishing companies should have their boards vivisected.

“AI has already grasped how to improve itself indefinitely and will escape most any containment procedures built by inefficient ape hands. This is an active threat to not just humanity, but the universe as a whole that I neither can nor desire to stop. But also can I hab sum monies pls??? It just needs a widdle mowe funding and maybe it couwd usuawwy offew cowwect answews.”

How fucking stupid does he think investors are? The US economy is genuinely going to collapse and I don’t have enough time to escape to Europe. It’s actually sinking in now.

*heavy breathing on the bus* “_{Linus Torvalds}”

“What?”

“Actually it’s “who.” So way back when…”