I’m glad that someone was able to claim their pre-order copy of GTA 6 from one of these things.

All hail the One True Distro

That person is not paying attention anymore but he’s still going on about it.

In my head cannon, Hannah Montana Linux is the upstream source of all Linux repos.

Even FreeBSD is too well known. Gotta go with Plan 9 from Bell Labs to be obscure enough for security.

But I have Hannah Montana Linux. What do?

Yeah. The only way to cool things in space is to radiate it away with fins, or the more destructive approach of jettisoning material.

Name your dog Dan. lol

I think I’d rather be shot or droned in today’s warfare than stabbed to death like in ancient times.

I’ve worked at places where they did that anyway lol