

Oh yeah? Yo mama so nice, I wish she was mine! Wait…


Oh yeah? Yo mama so nice, I wish she was mine! Wait…


Oh yeah? Yo mama so stubborn, Waze added a “fine, you drive” instruction


Yo mamma so fat it’s always high tide when she’s at the beach


Gravity equation says everything with a mass does… Compiling Gentoo removes the sun from the equation anyway (I chose this over a yo mamma joke, I’m getting wiser it seems)


Like the tide, only the moon affects kernel compilation


Telephone

Damn I hate when they increase the minimum requirements

Uhh not sure it was the last shot
Damn! I wish Keanu would validate me


Very Low Concern


Yeah but these might come in handy in the future, when all you’ll find will be the 2+2=5, 0% woke editions


I’d say a mere 5mm


Bye


Not sure? Given kernels are wrapped till ripe. Or you mean the hair coming out of the tip is the flower pistil for each kernel?


Bonus bumblebee

I guessed that an Israeli company would be behind this, and I was right. Am I antisemite?