This post is cursed.
Not because of the insane jank, of course. That’s on brand for self host and I love it.
It is cursed because it has awakened something in me, and I can feel every old laptop in my vicinity trembling in fear.
This post is cursed.
Not because of the insane jank, of course. That’s on brand for self host and I love it.
It is cursed because it has awakened something in me, and I can feel every old laptop in my vicinity trembling in fear.


Between the description and watching the short tribute video, I definitely felt some type of way.
Maybe I’ve been watching too much analog horror, ARGs, and liminal nonsense, but the short video definitely tapped into that same headspace.
Nothing can bring the originals back, but if you were to make some sort of “Childhood memory” map, and tap into the same vibes that tribute had, well, it would definitely be something.


This is great advice and recommended!
There is one caveat, that might bite an inexperienced person moving a world from a realm to dedicated hosting.
Marketplace add-ons are encrypted and cannot be directly transferred over. Many add-ons are available in both marketplace and other environments (Curse forge for example), but some of the most popular or obscure ones might not be (e.g. BOP: One of the best biomes add-ons, arguably the best on Bedrock, but only the Java version is available on Curse, its Bedrock version is marketplace only).
So depending on how the realm is set up and which add-ons it has running, it’s some extra work to either locate suitable replacements, start a private port/fork, or make replacements from scratch.


If you’re lucky, just a case of stubborn brain that won’t swap to auto mode lol
After your comment, I found I could do both the fast and real speed from my peripheral, just by thinking myself into active focus without moving my head or eyes.
Maybe you’re unconsciously stuck in the manual mode? Or it’s a brain tumor.
Why the fuck is the AuDHD drive by audience taking potshot in a sentence equating it with creepiness and unwashed-ness?
Did one of us touch you in a bad spot or something else wrong with you?