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  • Alloi@lemmy.worldtolinuxmemes@lemmy.world•The Jolla phone
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    3 months ago

    dont have a smart phone. get a land line. write letters. if your job requires you have a cellphone. no you dont, get a new job. or live illegally in a handmade cabin in the woods.

    better yet, deny your brain oxygen until you are legally brain dead. that way the government cant read your thoughts.

    i would say you can thank me later, but if you follow my advice, you likely wont be able to. so, you’re welcome.